Being a Boy Mom

Being a boy mom means showing off your stretch marks in a bathing suit, jumping in the pool, splashing around. Being a boy mom means three, yes…THREE, random train tracks sprawled across the floor of an insanely small house. Being a boy mom means loving purple and yellow, and sometimes pink, too. Being a boy […]

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“Hmmm, That Drawing Sucks.”

My kids are not the smartest and greatest at like, anything. And I’m sorry, yours aren’t either.  Well I guess one of you has the smartest kid, but the rest of you don’t. And if you do happen to have the smartest kid and always tell them they are smart, you are creating a little […]

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I’m Basically Miss Universe 2017

Everyone tells me the stomach flab and stretch marks are here to stay.  It’s just what happens after having kids. I refuse to accept that.  I googled my name the other day to see what magically appeared in the search results. Apparently “Rachel Peters” is not just me, but is a hot chick who was […]

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My Kid Pees Outside. Judge Me.

We play outside constantly. It’s the only way my kid can breathe and exist without turning on “Blaze and the Monster Machines”. So what do little boys do when they are running around playing in the heat? Well, they drink water. And gatorade. And what happens as the water travels through their little bodies? Well, […]

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It All Comes Down to an Itchy Butthole.

  I recently transitioned from a working mom to a stay-at-home mom. I was a high school math teacher for 6 years, 3 of those years I was also a mom. The early wakeup call at 5am to pump or grade papers (or both), the late nights of rocking a crying baby or answering emails […]

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