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Over Here, We Bite
Back in 2010: I met my husband, Gavin, and introduced him to my dog-child, Joseph. At first, my husband hated Joseph. Especially the day I was gone... Read More
Top 10 Must-Haves for a New Mom
Here is a list I compiled of the top 10 must-haves for a new mom: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.... Read More
From Chubby to Not-So-Chubby-But-Still-Eating-Cheeseburgers
Alright, where are my peeps who have a minor panic attack when dinner is served at an invite-only event? “WILL THERE BE ENOUGH FOOD?…WHAT IF I AM LEFT…STARVING?... Read More
YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
I am now entering the 3rd month of staying home. I had all of these lofty ideas of what I would accomplish being home all day, one being... Read More
Even Olaf is Laughing
Why, oh why, do I cook? Do I really think it’s worth embarking on a task that is literally as time-consuming, mentally and physically exhausting, and tedious as... Read More
Just Say “no”.
Just say “no”. Not as in “say no” to sex. Nope, I’m not talking about a middle school DARE program… “Say NO to drugs”. I’m certainly not talking... Read More
Being a Boy Mom
Being a boy mom means showing off your stretch marks in a bathing suit, jumping in the pool, splashing around. Being a boy mom means three, yes…THREE,... Read More
“Hmmm, That Drawing Sucks.”
My kids are not the smartest and greatest at like, anything. And I’m sorry, yours aren’t either. Well I guess one of you has the smartest kid, but... Read More
I’m Basically Miss Universe 2017
Everyone tells me the stomach flab and stretch marks are here to stay. It’s just what happens after having kids. I refuse to accept that. I googled my... Read More